{"id":18050,"date":"2013-09-04T08:25:52","date_gmt":"2013-09-04T14:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/?p=18050"},"modified":"2013-09-04T08:48:05","modified_gmt":"2013-09-04T14:48:05","slug":"family-concerned-after-john-mccain-wanders-into-syria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/?p=18050","title":{"rendered":"Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/mccain_alnusra1-e1378305978227.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/mccain_alnusra1-e1378305978227.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"258\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18056\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria<\/strong><br \/>\n28 May, 2031 &#8211; Onion<\/p>\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Members of Sen. John McCain\u2019s family expressed deep concern Tuesday after receiving word that the aging legislator had wandered off into Syria. \u201cUnfortunately, this has been happening a lot lately; he\u2019ll walk out of the Capitol building, get disoriented, and then we get a call late at night saying that John is in Syria,\u201d McCain\u2019s wife Cindy said upon learning that her 76-year-old husband turned up in the war-torn country after ambling across the Turkey-Syria border and delivering a rambling, incoherent speech to a group of rebels. \u201cThen one of us has to go to Syria, pick him up, and bring him back to Washington. We\u2019re going to have to sit down soon and decide what to do about this before he seriously hurts himself.\u201d McCain\u2019s wife added that her husband\u2019s recent trip to Syria was the most alarming episode for her family since the elderly Arizona senator got into his car, started driving, and ended up lost in the 2008 presidential election.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/family-concerned-after-john-mccain-wanders-into-sy,32601\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8230;source<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"igit_tsb_button\" style=\"float: left; margin-right: 10px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.crookedbough.com%2F%3Fp%3D18050&amp;text=Family+Concerned+After+John+McCain+Wanders+Into+Syria&amp;count=horizontal&amp;via=\" style=\"\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria 28 May, 2031 &#8211; Onion WASHINGTON\u2014Members of Sen. John McCain\u2019s family expressed deep concern Tuesday after receiving word that the aging legislator had wandered off into Syria. \u201cUnfortunately, this has been happening a lot lately; he\u2019ll walk out of the Capitol building, get disoriented, and then we <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/?p=18050#more-'\" class=\"more-link\">more \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[247],"tags":[3610],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18050"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18050"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18058,"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18050\/revisions\/18058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crookedbough.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}